The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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(via jamiesthemeswimming)
I’m so happy.
But nobody cares when you’re happy. Sure, you can get away with the contagious smile, but that smile is quickly overshadowed by reality. Because all anyone ever thinks about is how much life sucks.
So when I tell you I’m sad and my life is terrible and I’m stressed out and I want to cry, you’ll just go on with your life. Because in the grand scheme of things, my problems are obsolete. You play off emotions like “oh, bitch bitch, moan moan” because everyone else is in the same boat you’re in.
So I’m here to tell you that I am HAPPY. Why? Because my life is fucking excellent.
And you know what? I bet yours is too! (:
(via r0yalbl00d)
Nose to nose :)
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